Really more of a sad story from last week about a young moron than a serous alert, a 19 year old used zombies as an excuse for stealing and crashing an 18 wheeler, causing several accidents and seven injuries.
Monday afternoon it was announced by the California Highway Patrol that the 19-year-old man from Tennessee faulted for triggering multiple crashes on the 15 Freeway in Temecula over the weekend claimed he was being chased by zombies.
Jerimiah Hartline is suspected of stealing a 2007 Freightliner three-axle tractor truck from the I-15 Rainbow Commercial Vehicle Enforcement Facility on Saturday evening, just moments before he triggered a series of crashes on the busy interstate, according to CHP Officer Nathan Baer.
I would chalk this one up to an idiot going for an insanity plea. Don’t put your emergency plan into action just yet.
Zombie DEFCON 
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