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Witnesses: Deputy forced to shoot knife-wielding ‘zombie’

I wouldn’t worry too much about this news article, it seems pretty clear that this individual is mentally disturbed, and not the victim of some sort of contagion, but given the incident in Palm Beach County, Florida, I thought it might be worth mentioning. It should also be noted that this happened January 23rd, several weeks before the attack in Palm Beach County. It is possible the incident is getting more press coverage after the fact due to the similar “zombie” descriptions.

A Lake County deputy had little choice but to shoot a 24-year-old man with a “zombie” look who was wielding a long carving knife and cutting himself in the street, witnesses said Thursday.

Saum shocked neighbors about 3:30 p.m. when he emerged from the home on Aira Court brandishing the knife with cuts visible on his bare arms, said witnesses. Saum’s grandmother, they added, tried to pull the knife from the young man’s hands until neighbor Josh McMinn called her away for her safety.

McMinn tried to calm Saum for about 15 minutes while McMinn’s father and girlfriend called police. Saum continued to pace with a “blank” stare, McMinn said, while repeatedly cutting his arms. Once Saum heard police sirens he shuffled down the street dripping blood as he went.

Two deputies who arrived asked Saum to put down the knife. McMinn and York said deputies twice fired Tasers at Saum, but the barbs didn’t attach to him. Neighbors said Saum continued to move toward the deputies with the knife until he was about six feet from them.

“He just kept walking toward them like a zombie with a knife,” McMinn said. One deputy fired a shot, McMinn said, which sent Saum to the ground, but even as deputies approached Saum he continued to fight.

The part about the individual continuing to fight even after being shot is somewhat concerning, but the single shot did send the person to the ground, so the bit about the continuing to fight may be a bit of an exaggeration. I’m not too worried about this one, but I still think its worth keeping an eye on news coming out of Palm Beach County.

Read the rest of the article here.


Going to DEFCON 4

Its not everyday you see a headline as alarming as:

Naked man attacks 1, chases 2, bites teen in face before he was shot, killed by deputies near Delray

Not time to grab the bug out bag just yet, but this certainly warrants much more attention than some of the other articles we’ve posted recently. We’ve raised the DEFCON level to DEFCON 4. This means that an incident of concern has been located and increased intelligence watch and strengthened security measures are recommended. Reading the details of the incident, it is somewhat reminiscent of the attack in Miami back in 2012.

A naked man possessing what authorities described as superhuman-like strength died Tuesday night after he assaulted a retired police officer, bit another man on the face and was then shot during a confrontation with deputies near Delray Beach, Palm Beach County Sheriff Ric Bradshaw said.

So far, there is no known motive, but I assume more details will be release in the coming days. Hopefully a toxicology report and autopsy will explain more about the attackers mindset. The sheriffs who responded to the scene and subdued the man seem to feel that narcotics must have been involved, but that is all speculation at this point.

“We don’t know right now if he’s expired from the gunshots, or if he’s expired because of obviously he’s on some type of drugs that have made him act like this,” Bradshaw said. “There’s no way to know if those are the shots that actually killed him, or if he’s died from what they called exited delirium. He’s obviously on some type of narcotics to make him act like this.”

The better story here is the heroism exhibited by the 18 year old victim. It appears the attacker initially went after the young mans sister, chasing after her, until the teenager stepped in to defend her and tackled the assailant.

The 18-year-old Boynton Beach High School student tackled the man, narrowly allowing his sister to escape into the home. The assailant, identified as Anesson Joseph of West Palm Beach, bit into Grein’s face during a horrific attack that left the teenager with five stitches in his ear, teeth marks on his face and several nasty scratches.

Tony Grein, 18, poses for a portrait after being attacked by a naked man at his home in Delray Beach on Wednesday, February 5, 2014. Grein ran to help his sister and tried to defend himself against the man with a box cutter before Grein's father chased the man down to Military Trail.Tony Grein, 18, poses for a portrait after being attacked by a naked man at his home in Delray Beach on Wednesday, February 5, 2014. Grein ran to help his sister and tried to defend himself against the man with a box cutter before Grein’s father chased the man down to Military Trail.

In the meantime, while we wait for further information regarding the reasons for this senseless violence, it might be best that we closely monitor all news coming out Palm Beach County, Florida, just in case.

Read the full articles here and here.


The Blimp

I saw a post on Facebook recently where someone proposed an interesting idea for a strategy to survive a hypothetical zombie apocalypse.

The main strategy centered on building a solar-powered blimp, using that for shelter as well as transportation instead of a brick and mortar stronghold. The post proposed that one could get water by lowering a bucket on a rope into fresh water stores. Food and other supplies could be gathered by dropping off scavenging teams while the main group stays aloft and out of danger, while acting as a lookout for the team on the ground. The post also identified a potential hazard, which would be a helium leak, which obviously would make things difficult.

I haven’t yet decided if I am for or against this idea, but I thought it would be a great subject for discussion.

Thoughts?


Crazed Man Headbutts Moving Cars on Kwinana Freeway

Just found this article out of Western Australia:

The shocking incident on Monday night began when the 34-year-old man crashed his Mazda ute into an unattended Volkswagen which was parked in the emergency lane of the Kwinana Freeway near Canning Bridge just after 7pm.

Witnesses reported the man then got out of his car and ran into the oncoming traffic, jumping on the bonnets of some cars and throwing himself head first into the windows of others.

A police spokeswoman said inquiries are continuing, and the man, who is believed to have mental health issues, was being assessed at Fremantle hospital.

Officers were also investigating whether alcohol and drugs were involved.

I’m sure Occam’s razor would suggest that this is likely the result of mental health issues, but I certainly want to know what the police find during their observations of this man. The incident seems eerily reminiscent of a zombie infection. Perhaps a newly infected person?

You can view a dashcam video of the incident below:

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Man Ranting about Zombies Shot Dead

Here’s a disconcerting article out of California:

 Shortly before the shooting witnesses told police 22-year-old Paul Bracamontes had been acting strangely at a party, making odd comments about zombies and saying he needed to get a gun and find higher ground.

Bracamontes left the party and jumped a fence into the back yard of a home in Yorba Linda, near Santa Ana, around 3am local time on Sunday.

He began screaming at the homeowners through their sliding glass door, ranting about zombies and threatening to hurt them.

When he smashed through the glass door, he was fatally shot by the homeowner, who said they did not know Bracamontes.

I don’t think this is cause to put your emergency plan into action just yet, but it might be a good idea to keep a close eye on news in and around Orange County.

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Man Blamed in 15 Freeway Pileup Claims He Was Chased By Zombies

Really more of a sad story from last week about a young moron than a serous alert, a 19 year old used zombies as an excuse for stealing and crashing an 18 wheeler, causing several accidents and seven injuries.

Monday afternoon it was announced by the California Highway Patrol that the 19-year-old man from Tennessee faulted for triggering multiple crashes on the 15 Freeway in Temecula over the weekend claimed he was being chased by zombies.

Jerimiah Hartline is suspected of stealing a 2007 Freightliner three-axle tractor truck from the I-15 Rainbow Commercial Vehicle Enforcement Facility on Saturday evening, just moments before he triggered a series of crashes on the busy interstate, according to CHP Officer Nathan Baer.

I would chalk this one up to an idiot going for an insanity plea. Don’t put your emergency plan into action just yet.

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Re: The Bridge Stronghold

So a few weeks ago a colleague of mine pointed out a flaw in my bridge theory. Bridges require almost constant maintenance. Salt water is especially hazardous. Cracked or worn paint can expose the steel below to corrosion. Cracks in re-bar reinforced concrete are paths for salt water to rust and corrode the supporting steel re-bar beneath. The Golden Gate bridge undergoes painting year round to prevent corrosion. A bridge near saltwater would likely suffer significant structural damage rather quickly. Freezing weather also contributes to wear and tear on bridges. As water fills cracks and voids in the structure and then freezes, it expands those voids and can gradually damage or break apart pieces of the bridge or its foundation. Obviously survivors of a zombie threat would not have time to spend painting and checking bridges for cracks and thus bridge maintenance poses a serious problem to my theory of utilizing one for a stronghold. So this raises the question, zombie attacks aside, how long would such a bridge stronghold last against the onslaught of mother nature?There are several factors to consider, namely the environment the bridge is in, its age, and the materials and design used in its construction. On a very basic level, eliminating simple environmental factors like salt and ice should help us choose which bridges would be best. A bridge inland, over a river and away from the ocean, in a temperate climate less prone to freezing weather, would likely yield a longer lasting bridge. What about age, materials used, and the design of the bridge? How can we evaluate the best bridges to use?

Fortunately the Federal Highway Administration maintains a database called the National Bridge Inventory (NBI) that contains information on all bridges and tunnels in the United States. Not only does this database detail the location, age, materials, design, and length of the bridge, it also assigns each bridge a sufficiency rating and a structural evaluation.

Sufficiency Rating:
The bridge sufficiency is a method of evaluating highway bridge data by calculating four separate factors to obtain a numeric value which is indicative of bridge sufficiency to remain in service. The result of this method is a percentage in which 100 percent would represent an entirely sufficient bridge and zero percent would represent an entirely insufficient or deficient bridge.Sufficiency Rating is essentially an overall rating of a bridge’s fitness for the duty that it performs based on factors derived from over 20 NBI data fields, including fields that describe its Structural Evaluation, Functional Obsolescence, and its essentiality to the public. A low Sufficiency Rating may be due to structural defects, narrow lanes, low vertical clearance, or any of many possible issues.
Structural Evaluation:
Structural Evaluation is an appraisal rating that in plain English describes an overall rating of the condition of the bridge structure.This is the summary of the separately rated conditions of the structural components of the bridge. This is the truest measure in the National Bridge Inventory of the structural fitness of a bridge.

This tool would allow survivors to sort data for bridges in their immediate area and chose the most ideal bridge for a long-term stronghold… provided that they plan this out before the electrical grid goes down. The bridge stronghold may not be the ideal solution I thought it once was, but I if you chose your bridge carefully, it doesn’t have to be the rusted deathtrap my coworker makes it out to be.


Latah County First Responders Prepare for ‘Zombie Invasion’

Keep an eye on Idaho… looks like emergency personnel in Latah County, Idaho are running drills based on a zombie scenario. This doesn’t raise enough of an alarm to change the Defcon level, but we probably should monitor Idaho closely in the news, just in case the authorities there know more than they’re letting on.

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Zombies vs An NFL Lineman

I was reading the Deadspin.com fun bag when I came across this interesting question:

Which NFL players or coaches would you want in your crew when the inevitable zombie apocalypse arrives? Do you go with a goal line package like Vince Wilfork and Haloti Ngata, for the biggest human shield possible?

Here’s what columnist Drew Magary had to say in response:

You don’t want big guys. It’s not like they require more bites to turn full zombie. They have more surface area for nibbling, and they can’t run as fast. You need players who have agility, who can learn to use a lobo in a relatively short period of time and outrun the zombie hordes. And you need to make sure those players aren’t ME FIRSTERS who will steal all the food from the campground and go freelancing on their own. That means Russell Wilson can play for my zombie killing team any day. You won’t catch him standing around during Armageddon! And you need Jim Harbaugh. If there were a zombie attack, I would do everything Jim Harbaugh said. He would scream at me to start digging protective trenches and I would say, “I can’t do it coach. I’m too tired and I’ve lost half my leg!” and he would grab me by the collar and scream, “DIG THAT TRENCH OR I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU MYSELF” and an hour later there would be a trench. Coach Jim pushes you to places you never thought you could go!

I disagree with this “you don’t want big guys” logic. I think we are forgetting that zombies can’t bite through football pads.  It wasn’t specified in their premise if the players have their football pads or not, but let’s assume they do have their pads with them when the outbreak occurs. Better yet, lets take our lineman to a Dick’s Sporting Goods and get him some chest protectors, elbow padsgloves, shin guardsneck pads, and any other kind of lightweight pads (essentially zombie body armor). Thirty minutes of good looting at any sporting good store and our lineman is now a nearly indestructible zombie killing tank.

The next time I’m choosing a team to help me battle crowds of undead bloodthirsty monsters, I think I’ll take the guy who has trained for his entire adult life to fight through a line of 300 lb men trained to stop him. Not to mention how useful his strength would be when it comes to other tasks that pop up during an apocalyptic scenario. He would certainly be able to carry more weapons supplies and provisions than any other team member of normal size and strength. How many times does a situation arise where zombies are trying to follow a group of survivors and they must hold a door shut to keep the zombies at bay. If you were in that situation, what would you give to have a lineman there to help you?

Sure leadership in an emergency situation is important, but even the strongest leadership can break down when people are panicking. That kind of leadership only works when the rest of the team has been conditioned to follow the commands of the leader. Sure an NFL coach is going to be a good leader in a zombie apocalypse  but his team, who has worked with him and respects him as a leader, is more likely to benefit from his leadership than a rag-tag group of survivors. When the only thing that stands between you and a group of savage, mindless, creatures, hell-bent on ripping your intestines out with their bare hands, who do you want standing next to you? 300 lbs of brute strength? Or a short old guy barking orders at you?


The Bridge Stronghold

I’ve been chewing on an idea for a stronghold concept for a bit. The basic theory is that a bridge would be an easily defensible position in the event of a hypothetical zombie apocalypse. While the idea is not without its disadvantages, I think it has a number of significant advantages that I haven’t seen previously addressed in any zombie lore.

1.       Easy to find – While obviously not the most abundant structure, a bridge would be easy to locate in a world without cell phones and GPS. Bridges are over water, and most people are familiar with the major rivers in their respective areas. So find a river, follow it downstream and you are quite likely to come across a bridge.

2.       Strategic value to others – If you are of the mindset that other survivors can contribute to your groups safety and overall survival plan, then a bridge is going to be a natural place to meet other survivors. Positioning yourself on river crossings will increase the chances that travelers will come by you, giving you the chance to increase the numbers of your group. If you feel that other survivors either cannot be trusted, or cannot offer any help to your group, this position gives you an opportunity to ambush them or charge them a toll, supplies in exchange for passage.

3.       Easily defensible – Whether you are defending yourself from other survivors or from zombies hordes, this position is quite different from most traditional strongholds. Elevated above a body of water, you have only two points of access. Major bridges must by definition be located along major highways, which are likely to have a number of abandoned cars. These cars can be repositioned, ideally they still have keys and little gas, or pushed into position to form multiple rows of barriers. Vehicles parked very tightly to each other, blockading the entire width of the bridge will force attackers to have to climb over them, slowing them down and providing additional time for defenders to pick them off, especially with headshots, as attackers peek over the barriers. When the attackers overtake the barrier, they face another, as defenders fall back and continue picking them off.

4.       Safe evacuation route – In the event that all the rows of barricades are overtaken by zombies, or at least it becomes clear that takeover is imminent, the survivors can always escape to the water below via makeshift rope ladders. Ideally the survivors would be able to find and anchor one or several boats nearby, that could provide safe locations to wait out the zombie horde. If the horde does not disperse to levels which can be overthrown, then survivors can always use the boats to seek safe harbor down river.

5.       Renewable supplies – If the bridge is located over freshwater, then survivors can boil water for drinking, and presumably any body of water of significant size would have some sort of fish that can be caught for fresh food.

Now I recognize that most large bridges are located near large population centers which would be a bad place to hole up during the initial outbreak, this is not meant to be a strategy for the weeks of the initial outbreak. This is meant to help survivors regroup and weather a longer term outbreak event.